keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.

Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.

by slackerguard June 25, 2009

Keith Suga

Loser, Playa, or a stupid liar using his girl to make someone else jealous.

YOO MAN, DONT GO OUT WITH HIM, HES SUCH A KEITH SUGA

by yomamo. October 19, 2010

Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.

Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!

by aberblaber November 23, 2011

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Keith'd

When your brother sells all of your band equipment and lies about it. Then when you learn of the atrocity, it triggers suppressed memories of when 8 year old you walked in on him jacking off his fellow cousin and secret lover

" Man have you seen my guitar? I hope it wasn't keith'd again. I've relived enough inbred nightmares"

by forever negative March 5, 2016

keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.

Keith Tressler is gay.

by Johnpaul77 May 31, 2018

keith ape

The South Korean rapper who released a hit single titled 'It G Ma'. That was in 2015, and who knows what he's doing nowadays.

Keith Ape is sponsored buy Bape.

by sikefag March 3, 2018