Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020

Droylsden Kebab

A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden

When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab

by IamTron07 March 3, 2020

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020

Kebab

A girls disgusting pussy

Have you seen her kebab it's minging

by KebabRabi September 16, 2020

Shans Kebab

A restaurant in Italy, serves kebabs and is very halal!!! Top ten restaurants ever

I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!

by horniman68 November 30, 2022