Kappa

the Kappa is a water demon that inhabits rivers and lakes and devours disobedient little children. The Kappa, a word meaning ‘river child’, is usually depicted with the body of a tortoise, a beak, and the limbs of a frog, and has a hollow filled with water on top of his head. While they are primarily water creatures, they are believed to occasionally venture onto land. According to legend, the cavity must be kept wet when the Kappa ventures out of the water, or he will lose his powers. The Kappa is one of the most well-known folk legends in Japan and many believe the mythical creature to be true.

Person A: I saw the Kappa!
Person B: The Kappa? That's just a mythological being you nerd..
Person A: Do-Don't believe me? It's over there..
Person B: Looks kinda like a frog with the body of a tortoise??

by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

Kappa

when something is absolute and utter bs to the point it’s outrageous and absurd, that you can’t believe it (the superlative version of ‘cap’)

‘did you know vicky pollard is gonna be the next prime minister? ‘
‘nahhh bruv that’s kappa styll’

by thatoneguybruv November 27, 2021

Kappa

Kappa = No homo
Minions XD

thats gay, kappa

by pizzadeleveryminion January 27, 2019

kappa kappa coochie

aka KKC a group of badass crackheads that will curb stomp you if you look at them the wrong way. always ready to party. (partying to them is sacrificing the weakest of the bunch)

person 1: dude did you hear? kappa kappa coochie are having a party tonite

person 2: they're crazy as shit, man. if youre not careful, you might get burned at the stake or sumthin.

by skurthurt December 17, 2019

kappa

When a guy asks a girl if something, and the girl says yes, it means "Yes", hence the girl agrees.

Call me later babe! Kappa

by FrenchHorn October 26, 2019

Kappa

What kids wear when they think their the shit

Yo is Devyn wearing kappa again?

by V¡c March 11, 2019

kappa chungus

Used by league of legends player to express irony when faced with something they find unfair.
Variations exist by using deluxe at the end or other prefixes and/or suffixes.

i love riot games !! kappa chungus !!

by not_a_smurf_161 April 1, 2024