Jungle Cow 

n. A derogatory term used for large black women. Usually found within the "urban jungles" of America. They are most likely to be found in low income housing areas lounging in cheap aluminum lawn chairs (usually purchased from the local big lots) which are likely screaming for sweet relief from the gargantuan asses nestled in their seat nearly tearing through the thin strips of polyester holding them up. It is advised not to cross these beasts as they are likely very irritable because their "baby daddy" is in jail and "ain't payin no bills" or "caint suppote they kids".

Excuse me, jungle cow, welcome to Denny's. You're gonna have to wait a little longer cause we need an extra wide booth to fit your fat ass.

Jungle Cow by Jungle cow fever July 27, 2011

Jungle Book 

This is particularly prominant on ladies of the much older variety where the labia hangs down like two covers of a book. To top it all off its covered in so much shrubbery that it resembles the deep forestation of a jungle, so darkly shrouded that the only thing visible is the danglation of flappage.

hey bro are you making eyes at the granny over there. Yeah man that's one jungle book adventure I'd like to take.

Jungle Book by JS ville January 13, 2013

jungle juice 

A collection of all the alchohol you can get mixed into a jug when you can't get enough of one certain kind.

We ran out of hooch, so Ernie and I made up a batch of jungle juice to go around.

jungle juice by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jungle Jew 

Jungle Jew is a black person who sells his soul to white jewish executives in Hollywood because it makes him feel more protected to be in the hands of caring white jewish Hollywood executives to take care of his career and make him into a big star. The Jungle Jew will forget his African/Black heritage and roots, and begin to act more white and superior over his black brothers and sisters

They won't let any black person into a movie unless they are a Jungle Jew like Will Smith.

Jungle Jew by littleafrican December 24, 2010

Jungle Meat 

A white non-Latino female who talks and acts with a Spanish or Black accent who digs on black guys only because they think it's cool, there usually really over weight and wouldn't get touched by any self respecting male with a 10 foot pole. jungle meat is easily identifiable by huge gold hoop earrings and large amounts of face make-up to cover their fat nasty face.

Dam that bitch is nasty! you know she's jungle meat.

Jungle Meat by Tiberius armed May 24, 2007

Jungle Book Fever 

A sex position involving 4 people, preferably 2 guys and 2 girls, in which the girls tie the guys to 2 separate trees and hang on to 2 separate vines and the girls use the vines in a bungie cord like manner and bounce back and forth on the guys dick as if a monkey would from tree to tree. Resulting in monkeys finding their bananas

male 1: dude, I was in some serious Jungle Book Fever the other day!
male 2: thats cray dude!

Jungle Book Fever by Shoffy July 29, 2012

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

jungle smoothie by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020