A religion, Juggaloism is god based. The Joker's cards relate to the different parts of god and religion and spirtitual, its like Christianity, but with wicked shit.
Idiot: Juggalos and Juggaloism is bullshit satanist religion!!!
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
by PsychopathicRydaZ August 6, 2006
Get the juggaloismmug. Definition by most, would be a brainwashed, drug-addicted, white trash, overweight, face-painted, dumbass loser faggot who worships ICP.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
guy 1: Hey look at that juggalo beating down that defenseless man.
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
by Dr. Cube March 24, 2008
Get the juggalosmug. A juggalo is more than just a fan. A juggalo doesn't give a s**t about what others think. It is a way of life. If somebody claims they are a juggalo or a juggalette just by listening to ICP they are a juffalo, juggahoe or such. To be truly down is to understand the lyrics and how your fellow brothers and sisters feel. Juggalos and juggalettes can listen to more than just Psychopathic bands. They can listen to whatever else you want to. It is not about hating Eminem just because ICP does. Not about having ICP (or others) merchandise. The juggalos and the juggalettes that do think that are just clown boys or girls. This is, on occasion, peoples morals and beliefs in this crazy world at how we need to stick together in this b***h a** world. To be a juggalo you need to tolerate others... exept those who do nothing and only harm the world.
These are lyrics i know some juggalos feel:
"and to a carnival to which we can all belong"
Walk into the Light, The Wraith de Shangrela, ICP
"death don't want you when the rain is gone but with your lotus high you know we all belong"
Lotus Up, Tales From the Lotus Pod, Dark Lotus
"and to a carnival to which we can all belong"
Walk into the Light, The Wraith de Shangrela, ICP
"death don't want you when the rain is gone but with your lotus high you know we all belong"
Lotus Up, Tales From the Lotus Pod, Dark Lotus
by Ben Rath April 18, 2006
Get the juggalomug. A juggalo is a term for anyone who is enlightened enough to understand aspects of life through multiple perspectives. one who values the opinion of the neighborhood crack whore just as much as the middle class white guy. A juggalo would never discriminate against anyone for any reason. He (or she, or it) would never judge someone based on race, color, religion, background, sexual prefernence, goals or anything. A juggalo is someone with an exceptional amount of love to bring to the world. one who accepts anyone regardless of their flaws. it is more than ICP. they just provided the key of enlightenment. Sometimes It takes some white rappers painted like clowns to make a change. A juggalo will love you even when you hate him..peace! To fully embrace the light, one must fully understand the dark..
by Fats pepper March 6, 2007
Get the juggalomug. a word to describe the differences juggalos would have with one another and what's real to them, also see Juggaloism.
by TheBoyBlue91982 August 17, 2010
Get the Juggaloalitymug. An Individual who partakes/is influenced and forever touched by the dark carnival and it's highly powerful message. Juggalos are envyed and hated by many as they can interact and love freely among one another with no question,even if one juggalo has just met another...Unlike many other "Normal" people act like with their friends,where they will bitch behind peoples backs and basicly just further de-evolve humanitys abillity to co-exist...Juggalos are highly misunderstood.And their love for one another grows unsurpassed!
Normal Guy: Juggalos all think they are axe murderers! they're fags! What kind of idiot goes about humiliating themselves like that?
Juggalo : haha.You'll never get it man.I pity you :)
Juggalo : haha.You'll never get it man.I pity you :)
by Nitrous X November 2, 2008
Get the [Juggalo]mug. NOBODY can define the word!!! The definition of a juggalo or juggalette is what that person stands for and who they are! Its not one specific definition. And to all of you HATIN MOTHERFUKRS out there, YOU especially cant define a juggalo!!!! Since you have no idea what we are even about you just need to stop hatin on us and move on with your sad pathetic nothin else to do lives!!!!! We ARE a family that sticks 2gether no matter what and dont even have to be blood!!!! los and lettes got each others back without askin questions and blood relatives dont even do that!!! So b4 yall even TRY to put a definition up and you aint a lo or lette maybe you should think of another word to pick on!! MMFWCL HOMIES!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
joe blow: hey man u cant be a juggalo cuz u dont ACT like them
JUGGALO: You woodn know wat a juggalo was if i bit u on the ass!! STOP HATIN PUNKASS!!!
JUGGALO: You woodn know wat a juggalo was if i bit u on the ass!! STOP HATIN PUNKASS!!!
by Ntownjuggalette4LIFE October 17, 2010
Get the juggalomug.