A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.
Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!
by Juanxxx March 25, 2009
Get the Hairy Juanmug. The coolest relationship there can be, usually Lauren is amazing, and Juan sometimes is a complete asshole to Lauren, sometimes but not most cause he is always sweet to her.
by prettyamazing96 October 8, 2009
Get the Juan and Laurenmug. He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017
Get the juan miguilmug. The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty
by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022
Get the Juan/Juanussaymug. Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019
Get the Juan Fernandezmug. Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!
Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 26, 2019
Get the Juan Carlosmug. by RekciL YssuP January 22, 2016
Get the hit the juanmug.