jesus

Jesus is God. His name is Kim SeokJin. Only jesus is lejindary.
I worship only Jesus - "IM THE ONE I SHOULD LUB IN THIS WORLD"
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Jesus

He was God in a human form. He came to earth to recieve the punishment that everybody else deserved. He did so, and anybody who recieves the sacrifice is a Christian.

Many non-Christians hate him because he asks for some submission in return.
Guy:Do you know Jesus?
Guy2:I know of Jesus
Guy:What do you think of Jesus?
Guy2:He was an idiot
Guy:Why?
Guy2:Because he asks for obedience, just because he died on some tree.
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Jesus

Quite simply He is the Messiah referred to by various cultures everywhere. He gave a new message of mercy and forgiveness. He had a very hard time selling these ideas. He still does. He performed many miracles in order to glorify God and His greatness. He's been given a bad rep by hypochristians, fanatics and other zealots who do evil things in His Name. All religions have their fanatics and Christianity (the worship of Jesus as the Son of God) is no different. Some atheists claim that Jesus never existed. Maybe some people don't think He is the Son of God, but for someone who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on history and culture. Also, fairy tales generally don't last for over 2000 years. Besides, I'm not a Buddhist but there's no doubt that Siddhartha Gautama Buddha lived and died over 25 centuries ago.
Teleevangelists give Jesus a very bad name.
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jesus

some dude who might have lived a long time ago. he tried to spread peace but ignorant people decided the need to make him god so they don't have to come to terms with their own mortality.
Guy 1:When I die ill go to heaven! cuz of jesus.
Rational human: Your an idiot.
by saintdisgustus November 04, 2007
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Jesus

Really, really nice guy,
Lots of friends,
Long hair,
No shoes.
ancient greek: "Hey, look at that homeless guy- he has lots of friends"

other ancient greek: "No dude, that's Jesus"
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Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ was actually a mischevious badger...
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Best man to ever live. Jesus is a literal goat and Ik you and Cynthia are dating 😏. Jesus is probably one of the most funniest people Ik.
Girl: Have you seen JESUS he’s a literal god.
Boy: Dude can pull any girl maybe guys too...
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