Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

The Jeff

When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.

Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.

by Thats_funny69 December 14, 2010

Jeffree Star

An absolute fucking horror. This nigga gonna give you nightmares if you look at him too long stg.

“Damn bro look at this picture of Jeffree Star”
“Holy shit bro I just lactated out my ass”

by Blakebug99 February 6, 2019

Warren Jeffs

A guy on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for practising polygamy, sexual conduct with a minor and conspiracy to commit sexual conduct with a minor. He ran away from the Colorado City, Arizona/Hildale, Utah area and was seen in Texas later. Watch out hes got bodyguards!

Warren Jeffs is on the loose raping kids

by Hockey_Guy1414474 August 10, 2006

jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.

Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010

JeffroM

A god among men. A man among boys. Someone who is completely out of everyone else's league.

Johnson played like a JeffroM

by kindafishy March 4, 2012

Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.

Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.

by heidi bags July 29, 2013