jeezeyes

Eyes you cannot pull your face away from.

I worked with a girl so pretty I never once got the chance to check her name tag, holy jeezeyes.

by Hellsprung December 9, 2017

Jeezites

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

by Hellsprung December 15, 2017

Jezzurz

The autistic brother of Jesus he is not the son of God he is Jesus’ step brother and that’s how he should be treated

Holy Jezzurz

by epicguygamer February 26, 2018

Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Jeevus Jenga

The man of the night, fucking all women on the street like the next sex bomb appearing on everyone's rooftops looking down on everyone ovaries. He also has a fetish for a autistic faggot in his class and faps to it all night. This shows how unpredictable the god of kunjis can be

Girl 1 :A man has taken refuge in the girls toilet.
Girl 2 :Oh crap it's JEEVUS JENGA of the night.

by TherealfirefighterAtSubway June 28, 2018

Jeez wid smees

1. A phrase or saying said when surprised or angry.

*does something cool*. "oh jeez wid smees!" He said.

by Moppity Shlop the Mop May 29, 2018

jeezlepeters

Another way to say “Holy crap!” Or, “Jesus Christ!” With out using the lord’s name.

You walk into a room a see that your roommate has left disgusting food encrusted bowls all over the floor. You say, “JeezlePeters, friend, this is disgusting.”

by OakNoobie August 26, 2019