JaredBlack

Referring to someone that is considered below the functional IQ of a normal person,

"Jimmy is so stupid hes JaredBlack"

by JustYourAverageOddity November 29, 2022

The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007

Wacker-Jawed

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.

Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.

by Deliten February 11, 2009

get jaded

when a girl let a guy bust a nut on her face

*kaplow!* "GET JADED!!!!"

by tigolbitties13 June 11, 2012

Angelina Jayd

Angelina Jayd was accepted into Harvard at age sixteen, where she studied a multitude of subjects like Petrology, Astronomy, phsychology, and is fluent in all languages.

Her paintings sell for billions, she’s both the richest and most intelligent person in the world. The slut puts Bill Gates and Elon Musk to shame.

Her famous sayings include, “y’all are bitches/hures,” and “I’m SmErT.”

“I wish I could be Angelina Jayd....”

“Angelina Jayd is sooooo hot....”

by Jaydisdaddy July 6, 2018

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

my nigga jared

My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.

My Nigga Jared is Raw AF.

by McLovin,Benchek July 23, 2017