jap my church

The art of adding ridiculous and unneeded alterations to a church similar to "pimp my ride" although the general theme of the alterations are oriental also usually bell towers.

Ummmmm could you please Jap my church?

by iexus March 9, 2005

hairy jap eye

a term for Vagina

Don't show him your hairy jap eye

by i'm from N.Z June 30, 2009

Horizontal Japs Eye

An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.

A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.

See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.

Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.

by drpenisintrigue March 27, 2011

British Jap-Fucker

A person from British descent who is married or has sex to another person of japanese descent.

Geoff's dad is a British Jap-Fucker!

by bum rodgers November 16, 2009

Jap Slap Trap

A devious sexual trap involving a females genitalia.

Emily:Hey Tyrone,get over you little ragamuffin.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.

by Greg feeler October 6, 2012

Gyp Jap crap

Gyp Jap crap is a term that refers to cheap, crappy products made in Japan. Usually electronics and toys.

I just bought this computer from a Japanese company and it was total gyp Jap crap.

by Chayce1981 December 23, 2017

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004