January 21st

Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
by CaptainBolar January 14, 2012
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January 14

If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the class sometimes. And you have some really good friends.
Guy: Wassup girly
Guy 2: Dude she is born on January 14
Guy: Oh shoot, sorry girl, you wanna date
by Judo girly November 14, 2019
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January 31st

The mostest sweetist and cutest person you will ever meet!! Has a great personality
Your birthday is on january 31st ... that explains how cute you are.
by Heheeh101 November 01, 2019
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January 26

Is a Real Nigga Holiday and All The Bitches and Niggas Want Us You never Hear anything Bad About Us And We Will Rick Yo Fucking World mentally and Physically And Thats On Period
Aye You Ever Fucked With A Aquarius ♒️ They Hella Bad especially The Ones Born On January 26
by Lollypop❤️ October 19, 2019
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January 14

Tell a girl she’s beautiful or pretty etc.
Girl: it’s January 14 go tell a girl she’s pretty

Other girl: alright
by January 13, 2021
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January 14

Did you know today was January 14

“Me” yeah already sent out my freaky text
by Livelifeup October 16, 2019
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January 9

National Kiss ur boyfriend
National talk back to ur teachers
National Skip class (if u not a pussy)
girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9

Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO
by Real_bitch!!! January 07, 2020
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