Jan Henrik

Jan Henrik is a sexy man, if anyone named Jan Henrik tries to fuck you better just let them.

"Hey babe, Jan Henrik wants to fuck me" Oh shit you better let him

by Antonio Dépression April 20, 2020

n jan

someone who is constantly a narcist,who thinks he is better that everyone else

you are acting like a real a n jan today karen

by matt__io August 01, 2019

jan 21

Fuck your cousin day

On Jan 21 u can fuck your cousin

by Jsgwgsyusushevev33 January 18, 2020

The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

by JingleDangle June 19, 2019

Va Jan Tan

A woman's vagina, tang, pu tang, cooter.

I sure could enjoy a piece of va jan tan right about now.

by Shabutie March 04, 2005

Jan Van Eck

SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.

If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude

Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should

by SimpForWylan October 04, 2021

Dry Fan Jan

When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.

I’ve set up a go fund me page as I’m
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 15, 2021