jessica

Jessica; A bubbly bright star in human shape and form, set on planet earth to shine bright as she did as a star above. Jessica loves arts and crafts, and is proficient in stationary. Jessica also enjoys to spend her free time doing cosplay. Jessica adores lancer from fate night series.

Jessica is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by samstadahamsta October 4, 2019

hey_jessie8821

hey_jessie8821 is a really special person. he hates yuri on ice and buffgon. loves to spam the same gifs. capricorn, intp, and sometimes annoying. we still love him though. also known as jessie prescott

hey, hey_jessie8821! get active on discord

by awesomechick12345678 December 6, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

Jessiah

Messiah is a person selfe contimplated. Is very losse and also a HUGE dick. While he may have a huge dick he will romance woman of his choice.

Jessiah is a real man.

by Jaykay47 January 9, 2018

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

by Hattie June 23, 2005

Jessica

An extremely common female name.

person 1: What's that girl's name?
person 2: Jessica

by p!atdbrendonsgirl October 17, 2006