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junk mail

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 10, 2008
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Junker

Landed aristocracy of Prussia and Eastern Germany. "Junker" in German means country squire. The particle "von" before their family names indicated their belonging to the nobility.
Otto von Bismarck and Paul von Hindenburg are famous Junkers. (pronounced YOON-ker)
by The Sneak September 15, 2004
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Freeband junkie

In the popular song no flocking by Kodak Black he says "Im a Freeband junkie, you a junkie You gettin' skinny, I'm gettin' chunky, I'm gettin' money" which means he's not addicted to anything except for getting money.
by Kingkunta229 January 30, 2016
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JUNKBAG

a person who uses drugs so much that they eventually become as useless as the celophane it was sold in
"Get off the riff, you fucking junkbag"
by nurse_cutiepants August 28, 2005
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Junk Bump

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009
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empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.
1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!
by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008
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Wonder Junkie

Wonder Junkie originates from a passage in Carl Sagan's novel Contact, which describes the central character's awe and wonder at the mysteries of the universe:

"She was a wonder junkie. In her mind, she was a hill tribesman standing slack-jawed before the real Ishtar Gate of ancient Babylon; Dorothy catching her first glimpse of the vaulted spires of the Emerald City of Oz...she was Pocohontas sailing up the Thames estuary with London spread out before her from horizon to horizon."
Carl Sagan, Contact
by the wonder junkie April 20, 2012
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