Japanese Flag Syndrome 

The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.

Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner last night, i'm burning up with a case of Japanese Flag Syndrome.

Japanese Flag Syndrome by Phil24 June 23, 2006

Japanese Staring Contest 

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

Japanese Staring Contest by lukebellend June 16, 2011

Japanese Flaggin' 

When someone is on thier period.

"They are making me me do gym during my Japanese flag week"

Japanese Flaggin' by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.

You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.

Japanese Vending Machine. by only I really know June 30, 2009

Japanese torque wrench 

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

Japanese torque wrench by Scottrogolly February 25, 2010

japanese rain goggles 

When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral

Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night

japanese rain goggles by crazdlady November 25, 2010

Japanese Catapult 

While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.

Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.

Japanese Catapult by Jack Eds August 20, 2006