Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
by Shit my family says February 28, 2016
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blockmine-itis

this is the fear of minecraft.
minecraft is full of viaritys of blocks so it is incourprated with the word.
"I cant not play minecraft with you, I have blockmine-itis."
by bb chan March 24, 2021
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kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone
Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis
by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023
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jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 05, 2022
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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
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kinnie-itis

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!
"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"
by TheRealEnsychopledia October 08, 2020
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