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Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room
by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019
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Pinch runner

When you are unable to complete a task, and need someone to come in and assist you.
person 1: "Hey man, did you see Kleim last night? Kid totally couldn't handle his alcohol."

person 2: "Yea dude, he needed a pinch runner"
by DaleHeaddd2 May 9, 2019
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feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.
person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!
by nobody else here May 28, 2017
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jesus pinch

The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"
by TheManCam July 12, 2017
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pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it
dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher
by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022
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rhyme pinching

When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018
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Pinch of salt

seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.
"... and another pinch of salt."
by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021
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