Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023

Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.

Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.

by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024

Israel McCorkle

A Creative Fashion Designer, Author, and Future actor, known for Inventing new styles in the Fashion Industry.

The Founder of The Fashion Brand "McCorklen" is Israel McCorkle.

by kally O March 21, 2025

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.

“The man Israeled John’s hat and would not give it back”

by Intergalactic Word Guy January 4, 2024

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israeled

When someone takeover your land , things and then pretend they belonged to them it is called israeled

Maria Israeled my coffee

by Slm774 December 25, 2023