Israeled

When you are living somewhere for centuries and your cousins peacefully move in without stealing anything and the "non-cousins" declare war on you — and then you (regrettably) fuck them up. QQ

Dont declare war on civilians or you"ll get Israeled.

Omar: im about to go blow those cousins up.
Syeed: careful not to get Israeled, Omar.

Muhammad: I wish we chose peace in '48 because getting Israeled and the Nakba sucked.

by whenyoucauseyourownsuffering December 27, 2023

Israeled

Achieving amazing results given the surrounding environment.

It was really windy, but Bill still Israeled the ski course.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

Getting cancelled by Israel just because criticizing them.

My UDEMY account got Israeled just because I criticize them on Twitter.

by PeaceGuy January 17, 2024

Israeled

It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.

Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.

by Terries December 26, 2023

Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property

After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"

by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023

Israel

the bastardization of a source material in the form of an adaptation or remake

Persona 3 Reload is such an Israel ass game.

by AcidicPeridot November 27, 2025

Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024