intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

Intextificated

When you are already focusing on so many tasks at once that it becomes impossible to text

e.g: "I am intextificated while driving and listening to music at the same time"

by Pixels October 8, 2014

intexticate

Impairment caused by attempting to text while driving (or other activities requiring focus).

The man walked directly into oncoming traffic due to being heavily intexticated. Intoxicated text

by kimsin August 23, 2014

Intextication

The urge and impulse to engage in texting which develops into a vice

She spends her most of the day in intextication rather than interacting with people around her

by DRT Guru February 11, 2021

pervatious intextication

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010

intentional emoization

The process of intentionally changing oneself's personality to that of a whiney bastard, often in order to get laid. See also emoization.

Girl, that's a case of intentional emoization there. He's prolly still a virgin, and a pervert at that.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005

intexicating

Someone from Texas that is so overwhelmingly Texan that it mingles with others.

Billy was so intexicating that now I'm starting to say ya'll

by tivaelydoc December 31, 2008