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sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.
sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!
by carp April 5, 2004
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lethal injection

A method of execution involving injecting the individual with several drugs. Some are to make him unconscious and even unaware of his situation, and other drugs are injected to poison him or her to death. This is considered the most "humane" method of execution.
More and more U.S. states use lethal injection to carry out the death penalty.
by Party Pooper May 3, 2005
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fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community
That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.
by toyle bona December 31, 2009
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infected

Something you say when shit is off the wall, comparable to saying thats sick, awesome, dirty, rad, insane.
A skater pulls of an unreal trick, you would say, "Man that shits infected, so infected its pussin."
by Kevin McR December 31, 2007
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yeast infection

Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.

Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.

Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.

Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!
by Fylhtq July 25, 2011
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insecuribeep

Combination of "insecurity" and the "beep" of your car horn. An "insecuribeep" occurs when you are walking away from your car and you get that sudden feeling of insecurity due to the uncertainty as to whether or not you locked your car doors. So you press the lock button on your infrared key ring three times fast, which forces your car to make the more audible car horn "beep," thus setting your mind at ease.
Freudian theory of psychoanalysis suggests that a feeling of insecuribeep comes from the sadness associated with a low crunchberry to Cap'n crunch ratio in your cereal bowl.
by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015
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insertion sort

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.
by thestraightman October 17, 2011
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