End Yourself

The act of telling someone to commit suicide.

"You suck dude, end yourself".

by Lament_Of_Innocence August 28, 2003

Happy ending

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'

The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.

by Asian Lover Mike May 29, 2005

gable end

To most people, this is the end house in a row of terraced house, but also used to discrectly call someone a 'gay belend'

"be cafeful when buying a gable end house, the wall will need to have a survey to make sure its ok"

"You can shut it, you big gable end"

"that driver that cut me up was a complete gable end"

by Peach84 December 24, 2006

rear end

To have sex such that the partner is positioned from behind.

A girl bragging to her friends: "I got rear ended by my boyfriend last night. It was exciting!"

by veggieduck September 25, 2006

Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

by onetwothree45 March 11, 2010

Snatch End

The snatch end refers to the vagina during an Eiffel Tower, as opposed to the mouth end. The snatch end is usually the better place to be.

"Terren and I fucked this girl at the same time last night! I let Terren have the Snatch End of the Eiffel Tower because she had a stankpuss."

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016

wrong-end

Your bum, esp. in a chase scene.

"I know the enemy is right behind me! He's about to crawl right up my wrong-end!"

by Fan of Carnage September 11, 2012