Puddle slut

Put shard of meth) in glass bubble. N gently shake it so it makes a tiny thing sound. And the skanky ass girls who want to fuck a guy for meth will come runming

If I want a quick lay from a skanky ass puddle slut. Laad your glass bubble n shake it before melting and the skanky puddle slits will come running

by Little sugar 2 December 23, 2018

Puddled out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.

I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.

I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.

What usually follows being schwilly.

by Belial 7809 March 6, 2009

cuddle puddle

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle

by thurstyg March 4, 2010

puddle of mudd

Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.

"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

by NukeheaD October 3, 2004

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

Mud Puddle

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.

Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin

by Dike Mink April 8, 2008

stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003