Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.

That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

I’m in a pickle

pickle could be synonym to: A difficult situation.

Applied for a job with the competition and my current employer found out. The competition is hesitant on hiring me and I'm about to get fired from my current job. "I’m in a pickle"

by The sandlot November 28, 2013

Fried pickles

Definition.. Means call the police on a ped.

I'd like some fried pickles

by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

Dick Pickle

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.

John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!

by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

booty pickle

When you take a poo and a long turd is dangling out of your anus that refuses to let go.

Sarah, straining over the toilet: "Ow! I wish this booty pickle will just let go!"

by borange97 November 20, 2016