Humphy

humphy (adjective)
/ˈhʌm.fi/

Definition: Feeling horribly offended, particularly in a way that is noticeable or exaggerated.

Etymology: Possibly derived from “huff” and “grumpy,” combining elements of irritation and offense.

• She got all humphy when we forgot to invite her to the movie night.
• After losing the argument, he crossed his arms and looked humphy for the rest of the evening.
• Don’t get humphy—I didn’t mean to insult your cooking!

by Lilac_Dictionary1684 February 5, 2025

humphterfruffle

Noun (informal, humorous). A state of lively confusion or chaotic commotion, especially when perceived as amusing rather than threatening.

The word originates from the miniseries "Murder Drones" by Glitch Productions.

1: "Crikey! What abounding humphterfruffle!"
2: "...Why are you talking like that?"

by vortile February 3, 2026

humptious

A combination of two words that you call someone who you’re attracted and you describe as being very hump-able and scrumptious.

Hey Tony, have you seen Katie tonight? She’s looking very humptious!

by Cubanburrito305 March 18, 2025

benfershnit humpyhatch

That guy from Sherlock Holmes

Yeetity yeet idk

benfershnit humpyhatch

by EEEEEMMMMMSSSSS February 25, 2018

Bah humphucker

Someone that hates Xmas time of year

Chad is a Bah humphucker, he complains about Xmas Music, lights and pretty much all holiday happiness stands for.

by grabherbythe... November 15, 2019

A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.

I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.

by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019

Owen Humphreys

The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10

*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020