Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

homewagoner

A person who joins the bandwagon of a sports team from his own city.

Person 1: Yo, did you see how hyped Chris was at the Heat game?
Person 2: Nah, forget him. He's just a homewagoner.

by sonicbash206 January 3, 2015

HomeAid

The act of using whatevers around to create a BandAid when there isn't one available . Materials usually include tape or paper towels since its homemade hence the homonym title HomeAid .

When Jimmy cut himself , I rummaged up a HomeAid since I was out of BandAids .

by SorryNoImNot July 1, 2014

Homelexy

The state of being attractive through the use of homeless looking features.

That beard is homelexy.

by RIPEnglish April 2, 2015

Homeless Man's Closet

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.

Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

by Miles Faggerton September 5, 2015

homebake

Homebake is a slang name for monoacetylmorphine, which is an illicit drug used mostly in New Zealand and Australia. It is very similar to Mexican black tar heroin.

Ghetto ass dealer: "hey man you want some of this homebake shit?"
Me: "nah fam that shit's fucked"

by Jerrymagic November 7, 2015

Homebae

A bae you like chilling at home with, but don't want other people to know about. They just aren't good enough to take out and show off.. They can also be referred to as a stay-at-home-bae or a no-dinners-bae.

Jazzy: are you guys dating? Why do I never see you out together..?

Me: nooo.. we have a really good thing going but it's not really a relationship, she's just a homebae

by KP//216 October 27, 2016