hillbilly slip 'n slide 

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.

Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

hillbilly slip 'n slide by Mr. Bigg Dawg June 5, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine 

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

Hillbilly Washing Machine by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

Hillbilly shopping 

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

Hillbilly shopping by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Hillbilly thugs. 

Organization aka. Gang that originated out of pumpkin town.

I want to be a member of hillbilly thugs.

Hillbilly thugs. by Hillbilly thug January 13, 2019

hillbilly thot 

landon is a fucking hillbilly thot

me- landon is a hillbilly thot.

gianelly - and i oop

hillbilly thot by Idk111111111111 August 16, 2019

hillbilly thot 

landon is a hillbilly thot. so is gianelly(loveyou🥺💕)

me- landon is a hillbilly thot
gianelly - and i oop sksksksk almost made me drop my hydro flask

hillbilly thot by Idk111111111111 August 16, 2019

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

Hillbilly surgery by Get Pecked September 11, 2019