urban hick

A person from the city (urban) who lacks the skills and knowledge that come from living in a small town or rural area. An urban hick would not know how to make beef jerky out of the deer he shot last week or how to can vegetables - or grow a garden for that matter - making him or her appear to be a "hick" in the eyes of non-urban locals.

Jenny, this salsa tastes great.

Thanks. My mom canned a bunch this summer.
Doesn't it come in a jar?
You're such an urban hick.

by Etiquette Girl December 3, 2009

Halo Hick

Some fucktard who plays Halo, who presumably bought an Xbox just for the game, and appearently isn't good with financial decisions.

Some Halo Hick: I don buy me an Xbox, now I have nutin to eat but it itself.

by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005

Zombie hick

A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in

Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick

by Tdawg the dawg May 23, 2010

Spic-Hick

A Spic-Hick is someone of a race that is NOT hispanic but gives the appearance of a hispanic. ex. dark complexion, dark hair, dark eyes. This person could be of ANY race but they look like a hispanic. Italians are exetremely susceptible to being called this on account of the simalarities in the pigment of their skin that gives them the appearance of a hispanic (Mexican, Puerto Rican, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey, there's Anthony."
Person 2: "Dude, is he Mexican or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, he's Italian he just looks like it"
Person 2: "Ooh, so he's a Spic-Hick?"
Person 1: "Yup."

by It'sF'dUpButIt'sFunny June 23, 2011

inbred hick

The product of incest. Although inbreeding is undesirable and unhealthy, an incestious relationship can be quite beautiful.

inbred hick is my example.

by ichbeinshleitzbergvongrachtein December 28, 2005

hick bitch

"Hick bitch" means beautiful girlfriend. Think of "boo" or "bae" except more acceptable.

I'm so lucky to have you, hick bitch.

by moonwhiskey August 21, 2016

macie hicks

Macie Hicks. A beautiful Loveing girl who is trusted and with out a doubt the best person you will ever meet. Most people are jealous of this girl because of her eyes, face, and hair. She can be all of these thing but get on her bad side she will kick your ass

I love Macie Hicks she's beautiful and the best person ever. all the girls: I want to be her so bad but she's way to good for me.

by I love macie12 April 23, 2017