A person from the city (urban) who lacks the skills and knowledge that come from living in a small town or rural area. An urban hick would not know how to make beef jerky out of the deer he shot last week or how to can vegetables - or grow a garden for that matter - making him or her appear to be a "hick" in the eyes of non-urban locals.
Jenny, this salsa tastes great.
Thanks. My mom canned a bunch this summer.
Doesn't it come in a jar?
You're such an urban hick.
Thanks. My mom canned a bunch this summer.
Doesn't it come in a jar?
You're such an urban hick.
by Etiquette Girl December 03, 2009
Some fucktard who plays Halo, who presumably bought an Xbox just for the game, and appearently isn't good with financial decisions.
by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain October 12, 2005
A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in
Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick
by Tdawg the dawg May 23, 2010
A Spic-Hick is someone of a race that is NOT hispanic but gives the appearance of a hispanic. ex. dark complexion, dark hair, dark eyes. This person could be of ANY race but they look like a hispanic. Italians are exetremely susceptible to being called this on account of the simalarities in the pigment of their skin that gives them the appearance of a hispanic (Mexican, Puerto Rican, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, there's Anthony."
Person 2: "Dude, is he Mexican or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, he's Italian he just looks like it"
Person 2: "Ooh, so he's a Spic-Hick?"
Person 1: "Yup."
Person 2: "Dude, is he Mexican or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, he's Italian he just looks like it"
Person 2: "Ooh, so he's a Spic-Hick?"
Person 1: "Yup."
by It'sF'dUpButIt'sFunny June 23, 2011
The product of incest. Although inbreeding is undesirable and unhealthy, an incestious relationship can be quite beautiful.
inbred hick is my example.
by ichbeinshleitzbergvongrachtein October 18, 2005
I'm so lucky to have you, hick bitch.
by moonwhiskey February 29, 2016
by ZexyZebraLover May 12, 2009