The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...

I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!

by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Joseph Thomas Harte

Joseph Thomas Harte- a kind hearted person who always puts others first. Shy at first but once they get to know you they will protect you as long as you do then right. Large shlong.

Joseph thomas harte is a man among boys.

by Yourmomisbomb January 24, 2022

Bro is James harden

Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is

“Step back 3 pointer bricked off the rim”. Bro is James harden

by Frank Sinatra at gmail dot com September 22, 2022

Mr. Hartnett

Mr.Hartnett is a gym teacher. Mr. Hartnett believes in Woman’s rights way to much for a man himself. He is a huge feminist and is very sexist during his classes. He always makes the girls go first and hates the boys in his class. Mr. Hartnett was born girl and is transgender so now a boy. This would explain his small penis.

Mr. Hartnett is very sexist and is a bad gym teacher who stops every time a girl is not involved in something in his class. He is the worst

by Swagbucks29 May 22, 2019