by AYB March 13, 2003
by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
by missmary December 29, 2009
A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.
Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!
by CptMeep November 04, 2015
Probably the best online game ever.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.
As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.
It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com
However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.
It gets uploaded once per one or two months.
The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.
As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.
It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com
However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.
It gets uploaded once per one or two months.
The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Guy 1: Hey dude have you seen the new featured level?
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.
Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.
Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
by DuxTape December 21, 2011
by fatquix March 11, 2010
A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.
by Anon Omus April 19, 2008