by myyeeter July 19, 2023
a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.
person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree
by beepboopbeep124 February 13, 2018
pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
by Peter-File101 September 08, 2019
Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.
by MoniWhoa January 05, 2010
This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
by PatamonKid February 18, 2004
A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
by Rodent Features March 16, 2011