Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

Herp-face

A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.

"Wow, Devin Nunes has a major herp-face."

by fartasstronaut69 March 19, 2019

Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.

“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”

by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023

Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.

"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"

by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011

eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010

sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something

1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"

by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007