situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.

"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"

by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011

sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something

1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"

by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007

eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010