hearded

heard but plural, it basically means heard but extra good

i hearded you!!
you guys hearded him

by sludgepotion December 30, 2022

Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023

Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude

Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it

by Angelina Joile's Forehead Vein August 28, 2023

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 3, 2023

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

hearded

it’s like heard but better

i hearded ur finger

by joanannanan April 11, 2020