Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.

You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.

by BigMelly October 6, 2021

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hawaiikii

the name hawaiikii has a long respectable story deriving from beautiful culture. anyone named this is probably the bro and gifted, has ur mums number and is overall cool asf.

hawaiikii bro

Hawaiikii: yeah bro 😎

by Lamborghiniowner November 22, 2021

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hawaiiki

The most skuxx person in the world. He/She is also known to be an urban legend around the Polynesian Islands. But more likely very skilled at nothing.

"Omg, there is a hawaiiki in our class".

by Anonymous(046) November 21, 2021

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Hawaiian Head Pussy

The texture and fold of the skin located on the back of someone's head. Usually only observed after a fresh hair cut or shave. Generally found on Hawaiian locals due to the sun and humidity. Not to be considered as a negative, or a deformity, purely a unique physical trait.

"Wow that haircut is so fresh! Really showcases that sweet Hawaiian head pussy! Honestly that makes me horny"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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