Guinea Fridge

A Guinea Fridge is an extra fridge found in many homes other than the kitchen - usually in the basement or garage - and which is older, not in very good shape, and often uses a ridiculous amount of electricity compared to newer appliances. It is used to hold beer for parties or for the huge amounts of left-over food from holiday meals, parties, or other social and/or family get-togethers (i.e. wakes). Its older and less reliable status means it is an experiment in trust to put food or even beer in it and then to trust that the food will be kept at a safely cold temperature so as not to spoil and poison you (or in the instance of beer, will have a temperature control that works well enough not to freeze, and therefore, skunk' your beer.) From the slang, "guinea pig", it involves experimentation or its use for experimentation upon by pharmaceutical or cosmetic companies or just in general. When empty, a Guinea Fridge is often a danger to small children or dim adults who may get locked in one and suffocate during a game of hide and seek.

There was such a mountain of left-over food from Grandma's wake that we had to put some of it in the Guinea Fridge in the basement. My brother ate some egg and ham salad for breakfast so we should know pretty soon whether the experiment was successful or if he'll have to go on a respirator until the Botulism Toxin leaves his system and he can breathe on his own again, so stay off the phone in case we have to call an ambulance. Eat any of the food in it at your own risk.

by Word Taster January 19, 2010

Guinea Horn

Another term for “clitoris” or as some refer to it as simply “clit”.

She gets wet as fuck when I blow on her guinea horn.

by Ronnie Lambert February 17, 2018

guinea

the worst thing you can call an Italian. it's like the Italian equivalent for the N word. say it and i will hunt you down.

yeah, because you're a spoilt guinea.

by Azzi January 8, 2004

Guinea Piggin'

The act of simulating sex to the point of orgasm through humping motions while clothes remain on.

I had to resort to guinea piggin' the bitch on account of her stanky snatch.

by GerbilLuver87 June 13, 2009

guinea rigged

Doing things improperly but still getting the same ending results

I guinea rigged my car radio...

by haha12234 November 28, 2012

Guinea Pig

The guinea pig, also called the cavy or domestic guinea pig, is a species of rodent belonging to the family Caviidae and the genus Cavia. Despite their common name, these animals are not in the pig family, nor are they from Guinea.

Scientific name: Cavia porcellus
Lifespan: 4 – 8 years
Gestation period: 59 – 72 days (Adult)
Mass: 1.5 – 2.6 lbs (Adult)
Higher classification: Cavia
Length: 7.9 – 9.8 in. (Adult)

My guinea pig is a boy.

by SqizilixYT July 11, 2016

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004