grapefruit

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

by Members of the Grapefruit Cult December 31, 2003

grape gape

The name is based off of a cartoon from the past and it was called Grape Ape. He was a huge purple gorilla. Now for the definition. The balloon knot is normally a 'purple-ish' color (grape) and when you pull out of the ass, the sphincter can stay open for a brief period with the approximate girth of the intruder that was recently there (gape). In texting, this can be visualized by: ( O )

During an amazing cornholing with a hooker, I pulled out and took a look at her butt hole and saw a grape gape that seemed to be screaming.

by jkcii63 September 30, 2009

Grape Smuggler

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

by Beckw/ September 26, 2008

Gapster

A person who attempts to appear, act, and advertise themselves as a hipster in a failed manner, normally through the breaching of connective ties by purchasing a closely but not quite similiar styling of clothing through mainstream reatailers like "The Gap."

A Gapster could be a person in Williamsburg, Brooklyn New York that has recently moved there from Manhattan with a P.H.D. in Pharmaceuticals who attempts to appear unclean and unkempt like his/her peers by wearing fashions pre-made for him/her through a major retailer, instead of not showering and being faux-poor through meticulously careful planning like a normal hipster.

by Joseph Hill July 16, 2008

Gramps

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

Grape Soda

The new drink of black guys everywhere.

"Shit nigga, wanna get sum kool aid?"
"Naw son, da crackas be all up on dat shit, grape soda is da new drink of niggas everywhere."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

Grape Popped

To have one's head decapitated, by the means of a gun.

Player A aimed in on Player B's head (grape) and fired a single shot, therefore Player B got his grape popped.

by LAPAxIroN LuNgs January 8, 2010