grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

by Indigo November 11, 2003

Grammar Whore

A grammar whore is someone who corrects you on your spelling and grammar,

sally: me and my friends went to the mall together.
harry: you mean my friends and i went to the mall together?
sally: gosh your such a grammar whore!

by sarsar8497 December 24, 2010

gradeaux

A penis so covered in hair that it cannot be stimulated to completion. The French Creole term for wolf dick. Shaving a gradeaux is a gra-don't, as it only turns it into something more sinister.

Girl: "Is your penis typically obscured by hair, or is there a full moon tonight?"
Guy: " Look out the window bitch, this gradeaux is here all month."

by gradeaux master September 18, 2016

Royal Grammar School

A grammar school for boys' located in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England which has been churning out cunts since 1550.

Boy 1: Don't you go to Royal Grammar School?
Boy 2: No, I'm not a cunt.

by whambamno May 16, 2009

Grammar Nazi

A person who uses proper English, proofreads papers for fun, and gernerally corrects everyone's improper grammar. This person feels very ashamed when he or she is caught making such errors and corrects himself/herself often. It should be noted that a Grammar Nazi simply wants to help others and does not correct others out of arrogance.

In journalism class, many preferred going to the Grammar Nazi for help over going to the teacher.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

English grammar

Something only the English can understand.

Ben and Matt only talk with English grammar.

by AMERICAN November 2, 2003

grammar

1. n. something the vast majority of authors who post on this site fail at

2. n. the way to properly speak or write in the English language

"Joe's grammar is absolutely atrocious; he can't spell, nor can he put words in their proper places. He has total disregard for properly writing and speaking in the English language.

by Ghettostarrchild November 12, 2009