Goon

To prolong the gasim

Jakob: I goon to johns mother!
Hooray!

by twinklekitten0918 May 13, 2024

Goon

Gooning is just a word for masturbating.

„You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday”

by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026

Goon

To jerk off intensely until you cum

I wanted to goon but i ran out of lotion

by Sillybob27 February 2, 2026

Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025

Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

goon

david loves to do this

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls

by gnev29 March 14, 2025