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Lutz Goons

A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."
Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."
by Quiza June 10, 2013
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Goon Sack

Brilliant invention of wine in a bag, sold in a cardboard box. After you finish drinking it. You can blow it up and use it as a pillow.
The best part about drinking a goon sack is after your finished you can blow it up and use it as a pillow mate
by pantspirate June 10, 2009
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lemon goon

lemon goon is a delicious frozen, slushie like alcoholic beverage.
To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.

Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz
by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010
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Goon shit

Things that are typically socially and or legally frowned on and borderline hazardous to the “goon’s” health. This term is widely used in the Special operations and tacticool communities and slapped on shirt after shirt for IG operators to wear when they do dry fire drills in their moms basement.
I’m bored man, I’ve got some tannerite and 5.56 left over from my baby mommas funeral, let’s get hammered and go do some goon shit in the boondocks
by 2002dodgedurango July 8, 2021
mugGet the Goon shitmug.

GOON Squad

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
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goon face

the -_- facee .
yo i wanted to smash but i got cock blocked GOON FACE
by stefffffffiboooo July 30, 2010
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goon digger

a female who pretends to be sexually interested in a man just to get at his goon supply, which he is usually carrying on his person at this time. When the female satisfies her goon cravings by consuming enough of his goon bag or somehow coming up with her own goon bag she will lose interest in the male
"your not just some goon digger interested in me only for my goon supplies are you ?"
by John Gould June 28, 2006
mugGet the goon diggermug.

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