Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.

(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)

by Golden Dude July 7, 2009

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.

"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."

by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013

Golden Oil

Aka, Goil, refers to when a person slides their way out of consequences by relying on their riches.

Tiffany got her DUI charges dropped by relying on her golden oil

by Luckiness May 12, 2021