gluteus whitius

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.

Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"

by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

Glute-Strings

A Physical condition inwhich the guteal muscle elongate and transend into the hamstrings achieving a flat appearence.

"Check out the glute strings on that chick"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

glutenist

Someone that doesn't eat things with gluten or hates the word gluten.

"Is it GLUUUUUUTEN free?!"
gluten ist glutenist

by Sorryimmak June 22, 2015

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

glute and limb bag

A glute and limb bag is another word for pants, usually of the baggy variety. The 'glute', a slang/informal term for any of the three muscles in each buttock, and the 'limb', pertaining to the legs, are all housed within the pants, referred to as the 'bag' in this phrase. Hence the combination 'glute and limb bag'. Regional dialect of Upstate New York.

Back in the day, that boy Sammy Davis Jr. could dance right out outta' his glute and limb bag!

by VanillaIceChick July 16, 2008

glefted

To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.

We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division

by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007

glusty

resembling the sexiest piece of man that ever lived, a big hunk of goodness

The glusty man was able to send a girl into orbit just by looking at her with his deep, beautiful, blue eyes.

by Mippin' Muchacho August 7, 2008