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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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ThisWay Global

ThisWay provides employers and HR tech companies with recruiting technology to deliver diversity, sourcing and matching of people to open jobs.
ThisWay Global
by ThisWay Global December 11, 2021
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Global Peace Day

A historic day in which an Indian retard stopped his cringe and left us for good
God has blessed us with Global Peace Day
by 6w9 September 7, 2020
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Rapid Global Warming

1.The nonexistent problem that is supposedly caused by human beings, where carbon dioxide is in the air due to the burning of fossil fuels that is very unlikely to happen. Scientists think that the earth will be uninhabitable by 2300 , which is very false . The earth heats slowly, assholes.

2. To rapidly morb.

3.A theory.
1.Rapid Global Warming is supposedly destroying our economy.

2.He has rapidly global warmed his own enemies by sucking the blood out of them.

3.The rapid global warming is just life.
by Broken knife June 14, 2022
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bombardier global 8000

The competitor to the gulfstream G800.
Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.
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Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.
We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.
by KJJJJJJJ October 9, 2021
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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 12, 2025
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