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Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"
by Tallness October 29, 2009
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genigills

gills surrounding human genitals
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woah man, that vaj has genigills
by JArlo November 21, 2010
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Gerichael

The fusion of two greeat things.
Want a Reese's cup? Sure I love those gerichaels.
by StonePhantom April 20, 2011
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Geriatrimony

The condition of acting like an old fart not long after one is married.
William doesn't join us for happy hour anymore, since his type 2 geriatrimony set in.
by Silvur Surfer May 26, 2011
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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID June 16, 2011
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geriagrapher

an individual who photographs, videotapes, or makes other media portraying the elderly
He was the most published geriagrapher in Florida.
by humbleguru November 15, 2011
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geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.
"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."
by BadaBoomer February 7, 2013
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