Christian Grey

The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.

Christian Grey is a fuckboy.

by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017

gerryism

noun;
1 An idiotic and often inappropriate or racist saying, generally spoken by a retard or dumbass who does not have access to the internet and owns an unnecesarry number of chickens.
2. Words spoken by one in need of a beating

The use of a gerryism just made that guy lose all his friends

"They should make thongs for babies"
"If i had a choice between kicking a puppy or a baby, id kick the baby real hard"
"When im in college my dorm walls are going to have tons of posters of naked girls. Like 5 year olds"

by Paint388 May 17, 2006

grey

A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.

Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.

The Rosswell, NM crash site yielded several aliens. They were all Greys.

by MikeGDeez May 11, 2006

grey goose disease

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.

Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease

by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008

Gerky

When you're taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your dickhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever tried a gerky?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's awesome!

by GerkinPickles December 2, 2014

geey

Instead of saying something is "gay", use the term "geey" to avoid offending the homosexual.

Bob: "ew look, his shirt's so gay."
*gay person slaps Bob*

Bill: "ew looks, his shirt's so geey."
*gay person gives Bill a high five."

by xcruciostupifyxx May 7, 2011

Grey Hound

1. A hot, older man aged 56 yo and up a dilf. 2. The final step in the dilf/hound dog continuum.

A Grey Hound good looking older man that is older than a basset hound. He has striking silver hair. Sean Connery

by feeling left out June 21, 2013