gayfer

no no, no no. people have SO misinterpreted the meaning for the word gayfer. The ORIGINAL meaning for gayfer means a gay fat person. this word originates from the word heffer, which means a big person. adding gay as a pretence is a way to call someone gay AND fat. mm, a double-threat :)

*at school*
courtney: OMG that girl got big!
sharon: i hear she's turned lesbian.
courtney: ahahaha what a gayfer!

by yermoom December 18, 2009

Gayer than spitfire

Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.

Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.

by Lostada Quachiala December 13, 2010

Gaymers

People who play computer games and who's only reference to more advanced aspects of computing is the term h4x0r. Usually obnoxious and disrespecting towards anyone that is not in their clan.

The gaymers ate loads of potatochips while they shouted unfine references to the female genital as they died in playing multiplayer games.

by dominei March 2, 2005

Gaper

A true Gaper is one who wears their ski pants and sometimes even jeans tucked into their unbuckled ski boots with their power straps flapping. They always ski down a flat slope as far in the backseat as they can get, sometimes even trying to be as cool as a ski racer and attempting a "tuck." Some even try to be Superman and take off down the run with all they're 80's jackets unzipped. Gapers almost always put the bar down on the chairlift and ask the lifty to slow down the high speed detachable quad. The word "gaper" comes from both the acronym guaranteed accident prone on every run and the famous "gaper gap" between the helmet/hat and the goggles. Gapers somehow manage to have yardsales on the flattest bunny slopes. A yardsale is when the skier crashes and all their gear goes flying, landing scattered across the run. Gapers always stop in blind spots on runs, just below knolls and jumps. It seems that everything they do to try and be cooler makes them look even more stupid.

"God I hate goggle tans but you know what's even worse? A gaper gap tan."

"Hey watch out for that gaper!"

"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"

by skiiergal77 October 31, 2012

Gaypers

An adjective describing a person, place, or thing to be intrinsically gay or have other fag like qualities.

Is he wearing a silk shirt? That is so totally gaypers.

by Lucy Jasmon December 21, 2008

Gayberjack

Someone who dresses or looks like a Gay Lumberjack.

Wow, Michael really looks like a Gayberjack with his scruffy beard and flannel shirt!

by Tommy Conant January 6, 2009

Gasper

The air vent above your seat on an airplane.

Hey buddy, it’s chilly on this plane, would you mind closing tyat Gasper?

by devmodevmo December 14, 2018