Gansterman

A man who has the balls to protect his girl and doesn't let no punk ass bitches get in his way. If they do he will not think twice about to pulling his piece out and smoking the coward ass fool.

If you snuff that guy for looking at your girl you will be a gansterman.

by Razio Rodriguez January 2, 2008

Gastinance

Refusing to drive due to high gas prices.

Dude, Joe has been practicing gastinance ever since gasoline rose to $4.50 a gallon.

by Ryan Hubenschniffer June 25, 2008

gapstick

A measuring device used for calculating gappage.

Bitch had such a huge ass, my boy had to pull out his gapstick to measure that Grand Canyon

by g-ar! and neighbor February 21, 2009

Garstoi

An awesome word (name) often used in Brittan as a way of saying "im going off."

Becky: OH GARSTOI!

Kat: GARSTOI!!!!

by BECKYKATGARSTOI May 12, 2011

Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

gasterflabbered

when someone is so overwhelmed they aren't even the correct term of flabbergasted

Bruh, I'm so gasterflabbered. This term paper is too much work!

by goodgollygosh April 7, 2015

Gastard

some kind of bastard who comes aside
and asks you if you have a manger

oh, don't treat, it's a gastard

by neerval October 29, 2015