Girlfriend

A girlfriend is a woman who makes life amazing for the man that she is in a relationship with.

She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.

Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.

A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.

Man 1: After a long day of work, my girlfriend makes my life easy and my dick hard.
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...

by Understand the World September 2, 2019

Work Girlfriend

Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.

Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.

Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.

Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.

by DClear April 28, 2014

Roblox Girlfriend

A Roblox Girlfriend is a girl not situated yet to be in the girlfriend spot but is intended to be.

Friend: So what's up with you and Sara?
Jose: I made Sara my Roblox Girlfriend because idk if I'm ready to date her fully but imma try And see if I can get her to be my real girlfriend

by Dj Slim Dick June 12, 2017

girlfriend type

the kind of girl that cannot survive without a boyfriend. usually has a boring personality but is quite pretty. her only function in life is to look good on someone's arm and is popular with men (somehow).

Suzy just broke up with Dave and she is already with Ben!" "Duh, she's a girlfriend type.

by captainbigred December 9, 2010

girlfriend

Something brown boys cannot have at all. These dudes will try their hardest to reel in a chick but the only thing that they are reeling in is an excuse to get in their feels and act depressed once they get curved because these pussy ass brown boys ain't built for it and are mentally weak as FUCK! The problem is that these brown boys do not recognize the fact they're getting played every single time and keep trying to cuff a hoe because they always think the next one is different. I think they keep trying to get a girlfriend because they're afraid of arranged marriage but I don't really know.

Henry, the avetard, does not have a girlfriend despite repeated attempts to get one. He keeps trying to get one but he has zero game and keeps getting curved by all these bitches that are clearly out of his league. Yikes...

by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020

Girlfriendium

Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.

Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.

by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012

girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

by three-m August 30, 2013