Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.
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people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.
If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.
by Fankie C January 15, 2007
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G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
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Get the guido mug.A female guidian. The Armenian version of an Italian guidette. Usually an Armenian girl from the US (The San Fernando Valley, ie: Encino, Tarzana, & Glendale). Fake breasts, designer handbag, usually driving a BMW or Mercedes Benz, long black or platinum hair (extentions), TONS of makeup, and lives off of her many boyfriends or daddy. A very high maintence princess.
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