gram challenge

A challenge of smoking a gram of weed in as little time as possible, till no greens are left in the bowl, only ash. It can be done in a head-to-head competition where the quickest smoker has their gram paid for by the losers, or for a personal record in shortest time. PRs are typically done with an audience to act as witnesses, though this does lead to rapid hotboxing of confined spaces.

I just finished that gram challenge in under 45 seconds and feel super blown, just totally instabaked man.

by Tha Minuteman June 23, 2015

Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018

Gram Cracker Den

A commercial space clearly designed so Instagram addicts can congregate, often to take selfies inside or around the venue.
A common decoration combination includes neon signs, pastel colors, striped or checkered patterns, and large potted plants.

There's nowhere good to eat in SoHo. It's just a bunch of gram cracker dens where you choose between bowls and salads.

by slingo September 26, 2018

Graftbook

A teacher's gradebook where in the teacher gives higher grades in exchange for money or other forms of bribes or influence.

That kid didn't do homework all semester, but his parents are heavy donators. The principal requested that he get at least a B+. Another entry in my graftbook.

by Amelia Bedelia's Ghost March 12, 2019

gamtard

Usually a working class person seduced by the far rights bullshit that they will offer them a better life, derived from flag waving gammons

That gamtard's thick as whale sperm, he thinks being a violent hate filled divisive prick will give him street cred

by Artiethedog May 1, 2019

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019