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Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010
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Footboy

A foot boy or foot slave is usually a male teen or older who massages/caresses/licks/kisses/sucks the toes of his giantess/mistress' feet
Get on the floor footboy and lick my soles clean!
by Solelicker August 25, 2008
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college football

Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.

There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)

The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.

College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.
by Schlichting October 1, 2005
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6 foot

A height at which you are loved by every almost every girl regardless of how you look, dress, act, etc
Hey leslie did you see how hot connor is?

No but i know he's 6 foot so he must be hot!
by MacaroniAndDeeznuts November 14, 2015
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Footbase

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob
"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"
by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010
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ten footer

A person that looks extremely attractive from 10 feet away, but when you get closer you realize that they're not as hot as you thought, at all.
Whoa, Katie was a total ten footer, I want to keep the distance between us.
by MA3 August 21, 2008
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Sperry Foot

The ratchet stank created by wearing sperry shoes with no socks.
Rob- Damn nigga wtf is that smell? ( *runs to bathroom and vomits*)

Todd- Bro Jarrett didn't wear socks again,,nigga got dat sperry foot rot stank.
by str8 outta dp November 12, 2015
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